How I Became an Identical Twin

Originally published September 19, 2017 on Elaine Ambrose’s hysterically funny blog Getting a house ready to sell is an excruciating process. It’s like having a colonoscopy every day for a month that culminates in the doctor finding $50,000 in your ass. I’d owned this home for 11 years, and suddenly I was in the position to […]

The Cauliflower Soup Doorbell Toolbox Reorganization Recipe

It’s January 2018 as I write this, and according to everyone with anything to sell, today is THE DAY on which I can begin my transformation into the 365-day-a-year goddess my inner child has forever wanted me to be. 

To say the least, I’m skeptical. But in the spirit of January Firsts, I launched “eat more vegetables.” With just a single head of cauliflower in the fridge, I did what I always do. I googled what to do with a single head of cauliflower. It led me to the recipe for Roasted Cauliflower Soup.