I know how to install laminate flooring and power wash old paint off of concrete porches. And I know how to repaint them, too. I have power tools and I know how to use them, generally speaking. I can move entire shelving units and beds by myself between the floors of my house because I’ve had to. I’ve also mastered the art of dining and going to movies alone, which is a skill that not everyone has the courage to even dare build. I pay my bills on time and my dogs have lives that most people would envy, so please stop telling me I’m a great catch.