3 Steps to Kissing Diversion Goodbye

I’m a master at diversion. Somehow, I don’t think I’m alone. If I was, airlines wouldn’t have a practice of saying “If the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling, put your own on before assisting others.”

How I Became an Identical Twin

Originally published September 19, 2017 on Elaine Ambrose’s hysterically funny blog Getting a house ready to sell is an excruciating process. It’s like having a colonoscopy every day for a month that culminates in the doctor finding $50,000 in your ass. I’d owned this home for 11 years, and suddenly I was in the position to […]